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Poster: SomeDarkHollow Date: Jul 24, 2009 6:47am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: The future's uncertain And the end is always near.

I was tired of my lady, we'd been together too long.
Like a worn-out recording, of a favorite song.
So while she lay there sleeping, I read the paper in bed.
And in the personals column, there was this letter I read:

"If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
I'm the lady you've looked for, write to me, and escape."

I didn't think about my lady, I know that sounds kind of mean.
But me and my old lady, had fallen into the same old dull routine.
So I wrote to the paper, took out a personal ad.
And though I'm nobody's poet, I thought it wasn't half-bad.

"Yes, I like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
I'm not much into health food, I am into champagne.
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon, and cut through all this red tape.
At a bar called O'Malley's, where we'll plan our escape."

So I waited with high hopes, then she walked in the place.
I knew her smile in an instant, I knew the curve of her face.
It was my own lovely lady, and she said, "Oh, it's you."
And we laughed for a moment, and I said, "I never knew"..

"That you liked Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
And the feel of the ocean, and the taste of champagne.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
You're the love that I've looked for, come with me, and escape."

"If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
You're the love that I've looked for, come with me, and escape."

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Poster: oh_uh_um_ah Date: Jul 24, 2009 9:50am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: The future's uncertain And the end is always near.

what's it like to be a product of AM radio, you poor manipulated slob?

Used to be GRATEFUL DEAD Heads had great tastes in Music...but your post is pathetic...

That ain't music, that's a fuckin booze commercial...sucker

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Poster: SomeDarkHollow Date: Jul 24, 2009 11:36am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: The future's uncertain And the end is always near.

You believed I posted that in seriousness?

I'm afraid my recent absence has perhaps lessened my rep as a bitter, cranky, sarcastic son of a bitch.

Now everyone leave me alone. Dire has given me the name of a nearby Bovine Escort service and I've got plans.

And "Jockey on the lawn"? My, racism does not become you.

This post was modified by SomeDarkHollow on 2009-07-24 18:36:32

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Poster: deadpolitics Date: Jul 24, 2009 10:54am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: The future's uncertain And the end is always near.

anybody got an extra syringe of swine flu lyin' around?

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Poster: spacedface Date: Jul 25, 2009 6:33am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: The future's uncertain And the end is always near.

You can replicate the effect with 24 straight hours of Fox News

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